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Elmer's Pacemaker
Season 3 E 17 • 02/23/2005
Elmer loses his pacemaker during a bus trip.
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02:39
Elmer's Pacemaker
Crank Yankers
S3 E17
After misplacing his pacemaker on a bus, Elmer calls the bus terminal to see if it's in their lost and found.
02/23/2005
02:47
Elmer Needs an Assistant
Crank Yankers
S3 E18
Speaking with a potential personal assistant, Elmer shares the job requirements.
03/02/2005
03:29
Elmer Needs a Tuxedo
Crank Yankers
S3 E9
A woman at a tuxedo rental company can't get Elmer to understand that he can't rent a tuxedo for his brother Charlie if he's going to bury him in it.
09/14/2004
03:39
Elmer Has a Birthday
Crank Yankers
S2 E25
Things get heated when Elmer mistakes a donation made on his behalf for a donation made to him personally.
03/09/2004
03:10
Elmer Plans a Reunion
Crank Yankers
S2 E20
Elmer reminisces about a prostitute he had sex with in 1964 and plans an afternoon outing for himself and his friends.
11/18/2003
02:56
Elmer's Gay Porn
Crank Yankers
S2 E16
Elmer is shocked to find gay porn on a computer that his grandson gave to him.
10/21/2003
03:30
Elmer Checks His Lucky Numbers
Crank Yankers
S2 E18
Elmer reviews the latest winning lotto numbers and reminisces about his coconut-filled childhood.
11/04/2003
02:55
Elmer Complains About a Bad Tree
Crank Yankers
S3
After getting his Christmas tree home, Elmer is disappointed to find that there are two names carved into the trunk.
12/21/2004
02:47
Elmer Can't Get Out of Bed
Crank Yankers
S2 E14
Elmer can't figure which button to push to escape from his new adjustable bed.
10/07/2003
03:13
Elmer Wants to Book a Cruise
Crank Yankers
S2 E9
While calling to book a trip, Elmer describes the adventurous parties of his youth and reveals why he wants to take a gay cruise.
04/29/2003
03:03
Elmer Looks for a Gift for His Wife
Crank Yankers
S2 E1
To celebrate their 60th anniversary, Elmer plans to purchase a special gift for his wife.
03/04/2003
The Best of Hadassah Guberman
7 Videos
02:27
Holiday Hadassah
Crank Yankers
S3
Hadassah is on a mission to teach her four-year-old students that Santa Claus does not exist.
12/21/2004
03:16
Hadassah's Baby
Crank Yankers
S2 E29
Two months after using a hot tub, Hadassah realizes that the sperm in the water has impregnated her.
04/06/2004
03:03
Hadassah Calls a Landfill
Crank Yankers
S2 E10
After losing something important in the trash, Hadassah calls a landfill and insists that the employees dig to retrieve her item.
05/06/2003
01:32
Hadassah Needs a New Wardrobe
Crank Yankers
S3 E5
Hadassah calls a maternity shop to find an outfit that will make her look skinny at eight months pregnant.
08/17/2004
01:30
Hadassah Desperately Needs a Plumber
Crank Yankers
S2 E30
Hadassah calls for help after she accidentally flushes something very valuable down the toilet.
04/13/2004
03:57
Hadassah Calls From Waste Management
Crank Yankers
Hadassah expresses concerns that a couple may be exceeding their quota for poops per household.
07/28/2002
02:59
Hadassah Complains About a Bad Bag
Crank Yankers
S3 E9
A store clerk is put on the defensive when Hadassah accuses the store's lesbian handbags of poisoning her relationship with her fiance.
09/14/2004
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